1. Has zoomies that register on the Richter scale

2. Tries to herd the Roomba / children / other dogs

3. Can walk/hike 2+ hours and still beg to play

4. Invents jobs when bored (e.g., reorganizing shoes)

5. Sploot frequency (full pancake mode)

6. Demands a second walk even when it’s pouring rain

7. Will counter-surf for science

8. Sleeps with one eye open in case something exciting happens

9. Needs at least 3 activities per day or becomes a land-shark

10. Dramatic sigh when you stop playing too soon

11. Plays fetch until YOUR arm falls off

12. Has a “work mode” face that is terrifyingly serious

1. Greets every human like they’re a returning war hero

2. Must be touching you at all times (velcro level 9000)

3. Demands belly rubs from complete strangers

4. Follows you to the bathroom and narrates

5. Loves all dogs instantly (zero discernment)

6. Sulks if not invited to every conversation

7. Tolerates costumes/hats/sunglasses for treats

8. Corgi grin + full butt-wiggle when you come home

9. Chooses one favorite human and everyone else is staff

10. Happy to meet babies/kids/elderly (gentle mode activated)

11. Will abandon you the second someone has better snacks

1. Barks at the mail carrier like it’s personal

2. Recovers from scary noises in under 10 seconds

3. Walks into new places like they own them

4. Hides behind you when something is suspicious

5. Stares down dogs 5× their size

6. Startles at plastic bags but then tries to kill them

7. Big-dog syndrome (Napoleon complex confirmed)

8. Will investigate the vacuum instead of fleeing

9. Takes 3+ days to accept a new piece of furniture

10. Zero hesitation on agility equipment (born for this)

1. Learns a new trick in under 5 repetitions

2. Selective hearing when something more interesting exists

3. Food motivated = will sell soul for a single kibble

4. Figures out puzzle toys faster than you can refill them

5. Invents alternative (wrong) solutions that technically work

6. Backtalks with dramatic roo-roo-roos when corrected

7. Perfect recall …unless a squirrel is involved

8. Will work for praise alone (rare unicorn)

9. Stubborn streak could power a small country

10. Masters “leave it” …then immediately steals it when you turn

11. Knows exactly what “no” means and chooses violence

12. Trains YOU to give treats on command

1. Professional sock thief (has a hoard)

2. Performs dramatic slow-motion flops for attention

3. Play-bows at inanimate objects

4. Makes eye contact while doing exactly what you just forbade

5. Prefers tug-of-war and NEVER lets go

6. Has a signature “corgi scream of drama”

7. Humps the air when excited (awkward but honest)

8. Steals the other dog’s toy then looks innocent

9. Does the “corgi butt rock” when happy

10. Tries to fit into boxes clearly 3 sizes too small

1. Has at least 12 distinct sounds (roo, wookie, scream, etc.)

2. Announces every single event like a town crier

3. Talks back when you tell them “no”

4. Quiet and sneaky (basically a ninja)

5. Demand-barks for dinner starting 2 hours early

6. Howls along with sirens in perfect harmony

7. Grumbles and mutters like a grumpy old man

8. Silent but deadly (farts + stares at you accusingly)